Generators

Every year, when a major hurrican is about to hit the coast of the United States, the news media is there giving us wall to wall coverage. We have all seen the "brave" weatherman (or just the guy that drew the short straw) in a yellow rain suit standing out in the storm with his microphone in had trying to describe what it is like in 60+mph wind and rain.

Before it hits, they cover the evacuation operations and show people boarding up windows preparing for the storm. They interview people who are leaving, asking them where they are going and if they are afraid their house will be damaged when they get back.

But one thing I hear every time, one comment from a citizen that occours every time a hurrican hits. Even last year when four hit Florida in a row. I don't understand this comment. Maybe it is because I do not live there and live where things like this or other natural disasters do not occur.

The comment that bothers me is when someone says that they had to drive to the next town to find a generator or that there was a rush at the hardware store to buy generators. What, they didn't buy one the last four times? Or did they buy one, but need a different one for this particular hurricane. What happened to the one they bought the last hurricane? I would think that if you lived where the treat of hurrican is always there, people would already have a generator or a plan of escape.

I am not going to say these people are stupid, but come on. Every time, the news goes through the same old story, same lines, same consultants. And when they talk to people in the path of the hurricane, it is the same story every time. I had to search everywhere for a generator.

Well, there it is. I am watching Fox News and there is the weather man standing in the rain trying to describe how hard the rain is falling and how hard the wind is. His rain suit is yellow. I don't know why it bothers me. Maybe because it seems just so stupid. It is a HURRICANE! Of course the wind is blowing. Of course it is raining. Of course the waves are pounding.

Ok. That is enough of my ranging

This is One Man's Opinion

Bathing Suits

This 4th of July, pretty much like every 4th of July, my oldest brother is having a pool party. Standard stuff. Meat on the grill, chips, beans and varied other dishes and desserts.

We all go the standard email invite, but for some odd reason this morning when I read it while printing out directions, I noticed a comment at the end of the email.

...don't forget bathing suits.

Maybe it is because I didn't have a good night's sleep or maybe I am just odd, but a bathing suit. A bathing suit for swimming? If you wear a bathing suit to go swimming, what do you wear to go bathing? A swim suit? I know, I am beating a dead horse. Every standup comic has probably tackled this question already.

I should stop trying to figure this out or I will give myself a headache.

This is One Man's Opinion.

PS. What about a woman's pants suit? Why can't they call it just a suit like men do. Do women have other kinds of suits that don't involve pants?